September 1-12, 2005
� 2005, Bill Allen

Thursday
September 1, 2005
We finally get our business done and dogs safely secured at the pet
lodge. I had asked
Nancy
to be ready by
noon
. She was. I wasn�t. We got away about
1:30
and made it to the border in a little over an hour. I had a map to the hotel.
As it turns out, it was a pretty lame map.
Nancy
was to say later that it appeared that the map was made by a local, someone who
didn�t need the map. I agreed. Anyway, we got a grand tour of
Tijuana
as a result. It�s not as bad as I had thought, especially when we got away
from the
Tijuana
River
and the border itself. The interior of the city is really pretty nice. Once we
finally got to the hotel, the Grand Hotel, it was even nicer. The parking
structure was full of bikes. The hotel is very, very nice. Our room was great.
There�s a nice view of the hills and we had a king sized bed. The hotel even
backs up to a golf course. Who woulda thunk it? I wouldn�t mind staying
there again. We check in at registration and have a great time people watching.
I would generalize that the profile of the typical participant is older white
male. There were a blacks and I saw one Asian. There were more couples than I
was expecting and several single female riders. There was a long line to check
in and pick up an extra tee shirt and banquet ticket for
Nancy
.
Nancy
remarked �The banquet ought to be good for $55!� I nodded, hoping she
wouldn�t be disappointed. Based on my experience, that�s a high bar to
achieve. We were treated to a complimentary buffet. Afterwards, we spent some
time touring the shops in the adjacent mall.
Total for the day: 99 miles.
Friday
September 2, 2005
The advice was: "It's better to leave closer to
3am
than
6am
."
Incredibly,
Nancy
was "game" for this plan. I set the alarm on my mobile phone for
1:30
. Instead, my
phone decides to wake me up at
12:30
to tell me
that the battery was going dead so it was shutting off. O.K., so I'm up. I try
to shower quietly, but do a poor job of it;
Nancy
�s
awake. Even with the extra time, we manage to barely make the rider's meeting
at
2:50
. We're
loaded and rolling out of the parking structure at
3:03
. Yes, that's
3am
! I ride out
in a group who, hopefully, know how to find the border better than I did finding
the hotel the day before. A few of them pull out in front of an oncoming truck.
I'm rethinking my choice of riding partners, but decide to take my chances, but
become more aware of my surroundings. We make good time to the bridge where we
come to a dead stop. The bikes start to accumulate. There are five lanes of
bikes as far in front and behind. The problem is that no one is moving. We sit
and we sit. Finally, we start inching towards the border crossing. Five lanes
become three which become two which become one. "American".
Nancy
:
"Me, too.". We're through. Thank God! It's
3:50 am
. I've got
eight bars on my temperature gauge (out of eight before red) and I can finally
catch some clean air. Our riding companions, all 450 of them (it seems like they
all left at the same time, anyway) veered off to I-805 while Nancy and I
continued north on I-5 towards the airport where we dropped off a car for
Nancy
.
We arrive at the parking structure at
4:15
and we both
leave, going our separate directions, by
4:30
.
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The parking
structure at the Grand Hotel
Tijuana, Baja California, Mexico |
The border
crossing at Tijuana, Baja California, Mexico |
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I
crossed the mountains going east on I-8 in the dark and I'm halfway to
Yuma
before the sun rises. Amazingly, I make it to
Yuma
before stopping. I can't think of another time when I've gone so long between
stops. I've got friends who ride "tank to tank", but I'm certainly
not one of them. I guess it's all the "rabbits" I'm catching along
the way. Maybe it's the desire to cross the desert as expeditiously as
possible. When I take on fuel it confirms what my fuel light has been telling
me a long time. It takes 6.57 gallons. The published capacity of the tank is
6.6 gallons. After filling up, I replenish the Camelbak, and have a snack. I'm
back on the road, on I-8 East towards Gila Bend. Apparently my stop in
Yuma
was longer than I thought because it takes me nearly 100 miles to catch up to
them. The gas is cheaper in
Arizona
. It also doesn't (I believe) M.T.B.E. which sucks about 10% from the gas
mileage. Of course, these features are compensated by the 75 MPH speed limit
which takes away from my fuel mileage. Sigh...
One
other thing I noticed about the Three Flags Classic participants. I never
expected the number of Harleys entered in the event. There are lots (and lots)
of Hondas, most notably Gold Wings, but I expected that. But the number of
Harleys was hard to ignore. When I first saw them, I immediately started looking
around for the trailers. Actually,
Nancy
noticed the lack of trailers even before I did. What was more amazing is that,
once on road, I actually saw a couple with fuel cells! I guess I'm going to
have to edit my opinion of the typical Harley rider and believe that the
disproportionate number of RUBs is city bound, but I guess that's where the
"U" comes from.
I
turn north on Hwy 89 towards I-10 and
Phoenix
.
Going through
Phoenix
,
I'm following one of the few bikes I don't pass. I'm hoping he knows how to get
to Hwy 87 to Payson. I've been through there before, but it's been a couple of
years and the details have faded. Of course, my detailed map is packed away. I
follow the rider as he pulls off the I-10 onto the 202 but then he takes 51
North. This doesn't seem right me, so I stay on 202. I get through
Phoenix
with the help of light traffic and stop for gas in
Tempe
.
I confirm that I'm going in the right direction and find my way to Payson and,
eventually, Heber for lunch.
Right
before lunch, I achieve a milestone I've never reached before and I doubt I will
ever achieve again. Since my return to motorcycling a little over 7 years ago, I
have a little less than a dozen occasions where I rode 300 miles before
noon
. For the
first time, last year I was able to get in 400 miles before
noon
on my way to
the 49'er Rally in
Auburn
.
Today�s ride even eclipsed those events. For the first time, I was able to get
in 500 miles before
noon
. Of course,
it took an extraordinary set of circumstances to do this including leaving at a
ridiculous time of day and to basically ride flat out (on super slabs) stopping
only twice for gas. None of these circumstances are the kinds of things I look
for in a ride, so I seriously doubt if I will ever duplicate this. Of course,
thinking about this, if I just turned around and went home, I could get another
500 miles in by
9 pm
and qualify
for a really cool license plate frame. Hmmmm... Never say never.
I
stop for lunch in Heber at the Red Onion restaurant, famous for their burgers.
Unfortunately, it takes about 45 minutes to get the burger served. I'm not sure
if any burger is worth that. I finish my meal and I'm back on the road where I
have to catch those whom I've already passed but who apparently did not make as
long of a lunch stop as I did. Riding through the Rim Country is beautiful. The
road is great and the scenery is magnificent. These are conditions that just beg
the bike to roll. And roll it does. I arrive in Holbrook and fall behind a group
of bikes I hope know where the checkpoint is. Of course, they don't and actually
show me where I will be staying for the evening. After the brief tour of
Holbrook, we find the checkpoint. As soon as I take my gear off, one of those
thunder clouds above us open up and we're deluged by some of the biggest
raindrops I've seen in a long time. In almost no time, I'm soaked and get to
ride the two miles back to the motel using my index finger as a squeegee on my
face shield.
I
check in by
3 pm
,
take a shower and take a 3 hour nap. After grabbing something to eat, I try to
dry out my clothes, mark my map and repack for another day.
Total for the day: 592 miles.
Saturday
September 3, 2005
Once
again I do not need the alarm clock (yes, I recharged my phone. I have a
connection running to the inside of my tank bag for my phone and PDA). I'm up by
5 and on the road by 6. Unfortunately, because of the rain storm last night, I
put off going to the gas station and saved that task for this morning.
Fortunately, there are no lines at the pumps at
6 am
in Holbrook. I have to say, I was ready to leave
Holbrook. It's a run down town, I guess typical of those on Route 66 (but I-40
runs right by, so this shouldn't be an excuse). It seems like a run down Indian
town sorry to say.
I'm
quickly on I-40 east, fortunately for not too long. But every mile on the super
slab diminishes any adventure. O.K., rant off. I find Hwy 191 about fifty miles
east of Holbrook, just past the
Petrified
National Forest
.
No, I don't stop. Hwy 191, I believe, cuts right through the Navajo Indian
Reservation. There are small communities all along the road with just about
every residence consisting of that familiar octagonal structure I've seen so
often on the other reservations I've been through. The road is nice and the
traffic is fairly light. I do have to watch oncoming traffic who decides to pass
even though I'm sure they see me. After all, I've got four headlight bulbs lit
and three of them are PIAAs. On a couple of occasions I have to ride the white
stripe indicating the edge of pavement on my lane.
I
ride north on 191 to nearly the Utah border when I turn right at Hwy 160
stopping for gas and breakfast in Mexican Water. Really, that's the name of the
town. I catch up with about a dozen 3FC participants who are doing the same
thing as I. I find out that several of them are taking Hwy 191 directly to the
next checkpoint north of Vernal,
Utah
which is a serious shortcut. I was wondering how folks were getting ahead of me
when I was riding (not going to incriminate myself here, officer) xx mph and
only stopping to get gas! No wonder! Leaving Mexican Water, I start thinking
about a detour myself, but not as a shortcut. I'm thinking that I would rather
go to the
Four Corners
Monument
rather than see Shiprock or
Farmington
,
New Mexico
.
I take Hwy 160 at Neec Nos Pos, find the turnoff to the monument, pay my three
dollars entry fee and go to the monument. I ask a Harley rider if he would take
my photograph at the monument and he's glad to accommodate. I thank him, pack my
camera away and decide to go north on 160 to Cortez then to
Durango
.
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Four Corners
National Monument
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After
struggling to get through the slow roads through Cortez, I turn east towards
Durango
when I see a sign for a turnoff to Telluride. I look at my map and discover the
road to Telluride is a thin gray line whereas the original route through
Durango
is a fat red line. In my book, a thin gray line is a better road than a fat red
line. I think "what the heck" and turn north on Hwy 145. What a great
choice that turned out to be. Finally, some twisties! No longer setting the
throttle on xx mph and locking it down. No, there's some serious back and forth
motion on the throttle with some simultaneous leaning left and right; left and
right; left and right. This is fun!
Along
the way, I'm noticing the skies getting darker as the cloud cover accumulates. I
reluctantly decide to pull over and don the rain gear. I don't do this a mile
too soon as I start to see sprinkles on my face shield. There are Harley riders
coming the other way apparently heading towards a rally in the
Four Corners
area. Unfortunately, it appears that several of them
(most?) are not only not wearing helmets (after all, it's not mandatory in CO
or AZ), but they don't appear to be wearing any rain gear either. The road gets
a little slick, but it's not too bad and doesn't slow me down too much. It's
still a great ride. I ride over Lizard Head Pass at 10,322 feet and I can see
snow from last season still remaining on a few of the higher peaks.
At
the turnoff to Telluride, I turn west and stop for gas at
Norwood
.
I continue west on Hwy 145 until I reach the cutoff to Hwy 141. You would never
tell from looking at the map, but Hwy 141 is incredible! It is a ride through a
canyon cut by a river. The canyon consists of red bluffs probably as much as a
couple of thousand feet high, maybe more. The pavement is clean and the road is
twisty. And the scenery is incredible. This is a pure joy until I reach Hwy 50
and ride the few final miles into
Grand Junction
.
I find my motel O.K., get settled in and fire up my Internet connection to get
caught up. The added bonus: My beloved USC Trojans are on the tube and I'm able
to watch entire game.
Total for the day: 522 miles.
Sunday
September 4, 2005
I
get away bright and early, but start the day by riding an hour on the super
slab, I-70. I get gas in Rifle before turning north on Hwy 13. Even though I've
already skipped the Hwy 65 loop from my itinerary, I also ponder turning east at
Meeker on Hwy 64 (another thin gray line) and skip the trip out to Craig. Even
though this saves about 137 miles, it's still a 550 mile ride today. I stop at
Meeker to change my face shield from clear to tint. There�s two other
participants already there topping off their gas tanks. Another pair enters the
parking lot. They are a young couple from
Alberta
.
They are camping along the way. The woman is riding an un-faired
Kawasaki
.
The young couple departs taking the short cut I had pondered. This was
convincing enough for me; I follow suit. I wave as I pass them and do not
realize at the time that this will happen a few more times along the route.
Highway
64 proves to justify the route adjustment. It�s a very nice road and does not
allow me to drift off into beta waves. I shortly arrive in Dinosaur,
Colorado
,
turn west on Hwy 40 into
Utah
and ride through the
Dinosaur
National Monument
with no incidences of dinosaur impact on the pavement. I arrive in Vernal and
get a signature for my second checkpoint. I query some of the officials there
regarding available gas stops along the way. It appears the next gas stop is
about 73 miles north. That�s right at my limit and, after my
Yuma
experience, I decide to backtrack into town and get gas in Vernal. One cool
thing about this area is that there are signs along the way which indicate the
composition of the geology. Some say �dinosaur fossils�, others say
�petrified forests� while still others say �oil found here�. These
signs make the ride even more interesting for me. But then again, I always
enjoyed my geology lectures.
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Checkpoint
Number 2 in Vernal, UT
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Leaving Vernal, I take Hwy 191 north to 44 West around the
Flaming Gorge Reservoir. Once again, the geology is striking. I make my way into
southern
Wyoming
,
cross Interstate 80 and arrive in Diamondville for lunch. A few other
participants pull in for either lunch or gas or both. I leave Diamondville and
ride through Kemmerer and notice the very first J C Penney store. I make a
u-turn and take a photo for Nancy (who is an �All Star� in their Custom
Decorating department).
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The First J C Penney
Store in Kemmerer, WY
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I proceed north, just east of the
Idaho
border and pull into
Jackson
late afternoon. The town is busy with tourists. I cruise around town and
eventually find my rest stop, the world famous �El Rancho Motel�. I check
in and, as soon as I walk in the front door, I realize that if
Nancy
were with me, she probably would suggest� Let�s keep riding�. It�s a
very small room and not very modern. It�s good enough for me because I�m
pretty tired. I walk into town for a bite to eat, return and seize the
opportunity to wash the bike. It has turned from silver to bug-color. Solid
bug-color. The helmet is solid bug-color. My jacket is, well, you get the idea.
Even with the less than stellar accommodations, I have no trouble getting to
sleep.
Total for the day: 553 miles.
Monday
September 5, 2005
I�m
up early and pack the bike in the dark. No, there is no parking lot lighting. I
try to be quite as not to wake my neighbors, but I�m on the road by
5:30
. I think
about stopping for breakfast in town, but decide to get some miles under me
before I do. I have modified my route so that I can ride through the Grand
Tetons and
Yellowstone
National Park
.
The only problem with my plan is that it is still early. I ride through the
Grand Tetons in the dark and see absolutely nothing except what is my headlight.
I know there are some magnificent mountains around me, but they appear as a dark
shadow in the pre-dawn light. The sun starts to come up as I approach
Yellowstone
. Unfortunately,
I start rising in elevation and the temperature starts to drop. By the time I
enter the park, it�s downright cold and the heated grips aren�t doing
anything for me now. I�m thinking I really should have packed my electric
liner. On top of everything else, I keep telling myself �Deer, deer, deer�
just so I don�t forget. I end up seeing about a dozen by the roadside, none of
which try to play tag with me.
To
make matters worse, I catch up to a park ranger who has decided to drive at the
speed limit. My hands are hurting and now my thighs are starting to hurt. I rub
my left hand on my left thigh to bring back some circulation and consider
passing the park ranger. After all, how much could that ticket cost? I even pull
out into the other lane (using my turn signal of course). When I do, the ranger
speeds up a couple miles per hour. I reconsider and pull back in behind him. I
get to the lodge and find out the restaurants haven�t opened yet. I�m back
on the road after donning my rain gear to block the cold air. I�m grateful
I�m not behind the ranger any longer. I reach the lodge at
Old Faithful
and decide not to stop there. The parking is too far
from the restaurant and I�m not up for a � mile walk this morning. I pass a
few bison on the side of the road and stop to take the requisite photos.
Further down the road, traffic is stopped by a pair of bison who takes their
time crossing the road. We all wait, of course. These are pretty large animals.
Shortly I reach the west park entrance and find a great restaurant for
breakfast. I finally thaw out.
After
breakfast, I ride north on Hwy 287 where I rejoin the original route and see a
few participants along the way. I take the cutoff to I-90 west towards
Butte
and stop in Deer Lodge for lunch. I call
Nancy
to let her know that I�m about an hour and a half from the airport in
Missoula
,
but she has already turned off her phone and ready to board the aircraft.
I
arrive in
Missoula
mid-afternoon. I check into the motel and unpack. I get caught up with e-mail
and go to the airport to pick up
Nancy
.
Her flight arrives earlier than expected, but I�m there waiting for her. We
load her gear onto the bike and ride to checkpoint number 3. We then ride south
to the motel. We relax after a day of tension for both of us and have no
difficulty getting to sleep.

Total for the day: 445 miles.
Tuesday
September 6, 2005
We leave early and ride north towards Kalispell on Highway
93. I�m concerned because of the low temps predicted (a low of 37oF
in Kalispell!) and my experience in
Yellowstone
. It turns
out the temperature is not that bad and we have a nice ride to the Canadian
border. We cross the border at Roosville. The line is a little quicker than at
Tijuana
,
but then again there are only about twenty vehicles in line. We turn east
towards Elko on Hwy 3. As soon as we cross into
Alberta
,
we start looking for a place for lunch. Either the roadside restaurants are
well disguised in
Canada
or everyone eats at home. We do some backtracking and finally find a good
restaurant in Blairmore. We also get gas because I don�t see many
opportunities until we are nearly in
Calgary
.
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Border Crossing into
Canada at Roosville, British Columbia, Canada
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We
continue east on Hwy 3 until we reach Hwy 22. Hwy 22 is a small two lane road
but the traffic runs quick despite the conservative Canadian speed limits. We
make great time and reach the turnoff at
Longview
.
I�m watching my rear view mirror since there are some participants behind me
while also trying to spot a good place to stop. I almost ignore the fact that
there�s a crosswalk coming closer with flashing lights. There�s a mother
with her young daughter waiting to enter the crosswalk and a LEO parked on the
shoulder to observe. I put all the relevant facts in order just in time to make
a normal stop before the crosswalk. I�m thinking that, of all the things
I�ve done the past four days, it would be amazing to get a ticket for a
crosswalk violation. It would be like Al Capone getting arrested for tax
evasion. We stop and stretch. We talk to some other Beemerphiles about the ride.
A few moments later, we are ready to go.
It�s
four pm
and
Checkpoint 4 closes in an hour. In my planning, I was always concerned about
reaching this checkpoint in time. I believe most participants stopped further
north than we did in
Missoula
.
We take Hwy 541 to Hwy 40 which provides a spectacular ride parallel to the
Canadian Rockies and the Continental Divide. The view is spectacular. Along the
way,
Nancy
taps my shoulder and says �Bear�. I turn around and find a Brown bear
grazing along the road. I stop to get my camera out but, by the time I do, the
bear is gone. I make another u-turn and stop. I start to get off the bike and
Nancy
shouts �No!� We later joke about the event about how ridiculous it would be
to get off the bike and chase down the bear. We think that I could have
distracted him with a blueberry muffin. I fantasize that
Nancy
is having a conversation with the police and says: �The last thing I said to
him was: Bill, drop the muffin!�
We
continue on and find many mountain goats grazing by the road. In fact there are
several in the roadway licking minerals (salt?) off the road surface. They are
not shy and do not run from the thunderous roar of the powerful BMW Boxer
(tongue-in-cheek here). They have large strange looking eyes with a red tint to
them.
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Checkpoint Number 4 at
Fortress Mountain, Alberta, Canada
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We reach Checkpoint 4 about twenty minutes before
closing. We check out the bikes in the lot, stretch our legs and get ready for
our last leg into
Calgary
and the finish. We leave before a group of bikes but they soon catch up to us.
There are a few Iron Butt license plate frames in the group and they are moving
at a pretty good clip. In fact, I believe this is the first group of bikes that
pass me for reasons other than traffic. Traffic ahead of them brings them back
to me as we get on
Canada
1, aka the
Trans Canada Highway
.
For the rest of the way, I stay with the group even though one of them, the
number 3 rider, has no concept of staggered riding. The four of us behind him
keep shifting back and forth. We separate in town as I find a place to check the
map and get fuel. We turn down
Centre Street
towards downtown.
After
crossing the
Bow
River
,
the view of downtown is spectacular and we arrive at the Hyatt Regency. Two
floors of the parking garage are reserved for us. We check in at the Three Flags
desk, receive my well deserved belt buckle and tee shirt. We have a free
beverage and then check into the hotel. The room is great and we take our time
unpacking. This is the longest we have ridden two-up, but you wouldn�t know it
by talking to us. After all, this was
Nancy
�s
first day out and still fresh. Me? I�m numb. After all, it�s been five days
and over 2,600 miles riding through all kinds of terrain and roads. I�m still
processing and I probably will be for months.
Total for the day: 558 miles.
Total Three Flags Classic: 2,670 miles, 534 miles per day
average, 11 states and provinces, 3 countries, 5 days.
Wednesday
September 7, 2005
Today is tourist day. We ride out to
Nancy
�s
cousin�s place in Canmore, about an hour west of
Calgary
near
Banff
.
They have a beautiful �cabin� on the golf course with a great view of the
Canadian Rockies, particularly the Three Sisters formation. We spend a couple of
hours visiting with them and ride back into town where we get ready for a bus
tour of
Calgary
.
It turns out the three most significant aspects of
Calgary
are oil, rodeo and the 1988 Olympics.
Calgary
really boomed after oil was discovered in the region. The city is
Canada
�s
equivalent of our
Houston
.
The Calgary Stampede is held annually here and there are about 300k visitors in
town when it does. The Olympic Village is still a popular ski area (and mountain
bike area in the summer) where teams still come here to train, particularly in
sled events.
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Nancy (left) and Nancy's
cousin Judy (right)
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Judy's husband Dave and
Judy
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Nancy at the Ice House in
the Calgary Olympic Village
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A view of Calgary from the
ski lift
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Nancy in front of the mural
at Calgary's Olympic Village
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Bill and Nancy in front of
the mural at Calgary's Olympic Village
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The banquet is at 6 and we are ready. The line is HUGE. It
takes about as long to get through the line as it did to register on Friday. We
get through and have our two Diet Cokes during cocktail hour. The banquet
facility finally opens and we find a table. It�s fortunate we were near the
front of the line because some at the end had difficulty finding a seat.
Apparently, the original 475 had ballooned to over 550 for the banquet. I�m
sure the organizers had no regrets since the additional banquet tickets were $55
(American). The dinner was good (not great), the skit was �hokey� and, by
the time it was over, we were ready to leave.
Total for the day: 166 miles.
Thursday
September 8, 2005
It
was slow getting out of the hotel. I guess the intensity level had dropped. No
longer was I waking up at sunrise with a full burst of energy. I was more
relaxed now, getting ready for a casual ride back to
Southern California
. I go into town to find a place to get my oil
changed while
Nancy
makes a
final tourist stop at the
Calgary
Tower
.
The first place I go is not open yet. The second place, Blackhawk Motorsports,
services many marquees, but they speak �BMW�. I don�t even have to loan
them my oil filter wrench. The oil and filter are changed. They even wash the
bike. I get back to the hotel about
11:30
.
We pack up and are out of the hotel, but
Centre Street
is busy with
lunchtime traffic. We stop for gas, adjust our packing and are finally on the
road about
12:30
heading
south.
We
stop for lunch in Black Diamond, about 50 miles outside of
Calgary
.
I�m having a little bit of an upset stomach, but believe lunch will be the
cure. We�re back on the road and ride through
Longview
once again, essentially backtracking a portion of the ride including Hwy 22 and
Hwy3. At least I know where to stop for gas in Blairmore. After leaving
Blairmore, my stomach hasn�t quite settled and I�m now thinking I might
have a case of food poisoning. It�s not serious though and we continue west
on Hwy 3. As we go through
Cranbrook
and turn south on Hwy 95, I start to feel worse. As we cross the Canadian
border at
Eastport
,
Idaho
,
I�m feeling pretty weak. My goal is to make it to
Coeur D�Alene
so that I can stick one end or the other (doesn�t matter to me) in the
toilet.
We
don�t make
Coeur D�Alene
.
By the time we reach Sandpoint, about an hour north of
Coeur D�Alene
,
I�m too weak to continue. I find a Quality Inn and we check in. As soon as we
check in and unpack some of our gear, I find I have no desire to throw up nor do
I have diarrhea. The pain in my abdomen, just below my ribcage and just to the
right of center, is increasing and comes in waves.
Nancy
prepares an Alka Seltzer for me. She starts to worry when I don�t object. I
hate that stuff. I start to worry when it has no effect.
Nancy
soon calls 911 and an ambulance arrives within a few minutes. In fact, I think
I can hear the siren just as
Nancy
is hanging up the phone. Sandpoint is not a very large town. I rush to put my
walking shoes on. The paramedic arrives, asks some questions and performs some
tests. He decides that I need to go to the emergency room which is just a few
blocks away. After all, Sandpoint is a small town.
The
attending physician performs some examinations and concludes that my problem is
gall stones, but, since heart problem symptoms are similar, she decides to run a
few tests including an EKG. In fact, I believe they ran three EKGs. The doctor
there saw enough abnormalities to be concerned even though she doesn�t think
this is the cause of my discomfort. The nearest cardiac unit is in
Coeur d�Alene
and the doctor is concerned enough to order a helicopter which can deliver me
in 15 minutes rather than the ambulance which would take over an hour. We
arrive quickly and the drugs I was given at the emergency room are taking
effect, so the details following this part may or may not be very accurate. All
I know is that I was poked and prodded even more. I got shaved �down there�
by a pretty nurse and couldn�t even get excited about it. Damn! I got a
serious IV with stuff that burned and a big frickin� tube stuck in a hole
that didn�t exist 5 minutes before right where my right leg joins the torso.
I guess this is that angiogram I had heard so much about. I also had a CAT scan
which had a good look at my gall bladder.
The
angiogram found an artery that was blocked 95% in two places. I nodded my head
to the questions the cardiologist kept asking me. I then initialed some forms. I
was off to the operating room just �like that� where the angioplasty was
performed. The good news is that the cardiologist found little remaining
blockage and, if I returned to the regimen I was developing before our trip to
Europe
, I
shouldn�t have any more cardiovascular problems.
The
CAT scan indicated that I had a large stone (and maybe as many as three stones)
in the gall bladder which now should be removed. The problem now is that I�m
going to be on a blood thinner for three to six months while the stents
assimilates to my arteries and everyone wants to avoid surgery while on blood
thinner. I could go off the blood thinner for five days or so in order to remove
the gall bladder, but that would risk having a heart attack because the body
wants to reject the stents by having the thicker blood clot right at them.
Anyway, that�s the rationale both the cardiologist and the surgeon agreed on.
Right now, the plan is to eat right and give the stents time to heal while
having the gall bladder performed as an �elective� procedure rather than as
an emergency operation. Did you know that the gall bladder removal is now
performed arthroscopically in most cases? Amazing!
So,
The Plan� right now is to have the gall bladder surgery in about six months.
I�m sure the medication available would get me through an episode, but I think
Nancy
would worry
too much if I did a multi-day motorcycle event while I�ve got that �time
bomb� sitting in my digestive system. So, it�s going to be �day rides
only� for a while. Sigh�
Total for the day: 525 miles.
Total for the trip: 3,460 miles.
Friday
September 9, 2005
While I�m recovering,
Nancy
rents a 14
foot truck with a ramp. She also went to the local motorcycle shop (Ponderay
Yamaha in Sandpoint) and bought a couple of tie downs. She also asked if anyone
was available to help her put my bike in the truck and two gentlemen, Leo Shea
and Tim Loosmore volunteered. Neither would take any money for their efforts.
After returning home, I bought two gift certificates at a local high end
restaurant so that they and their guests could realize how much I appreciated
their efforts.
My condition improves, the white blood cell count returns
to normal and I get caught up with e-mail. It turns out the hospitals� WIFI is
not detected by my laptop. Fortunately, I have brought along my Edge card so
that I can connect to the Internet wherever I have a cell signal (yet, I do not
pack my electric liner). The hospital staff is very good to me and we all expect
my discharge to come tomorrow morning.
Saturday
September 10, 2005
As
expected, I am discharged and get final instructions from the cardiologist, Dr.
Ron Jenkins. I thank him for the work he did and asked him to convey my
gratitude to the attending physician in the emergency room back in Sandpoint,
Dr. Tricia Dickens.
We
get on the road and start heading south on the original route. We soon realize
that a route designed for a bike is not a good route for a 14 foot U-Haul truck.
We do a little backtracking and get back onto a major road, I-90, in
Spokane
.
We take I-90 West to Hwy 395 South, get a little turned around by my poor
navigating skills in
Richland
,
but eventually make it to I-84 to
Portland
.
We find a nice ComfortSuites Inn in
Portland
about
8
pm
and
are quick to dreamland after a full and anxiety filled day.
Nancy
would
later confess that she was skeptical if we would ever make it home so far away
after the first few hours.
Nancy
drove the entire day and did a great job.
Sunday
September 11, 2005
We
follow I-5 South into
California
. As we ride
through Yreka, I point out the fairgrounds where Jon Taylor and I stayed when we
participated in a
Range
of
Light Gypsy
Tour
a few years
ago. We drive past
Mt.
Shasta
and
Shasta
Lake
. It�s beautiful country up here. As we go
through
Redding
, we agree
that, under other circumstances, this would have been a perfect opportunity to
stop in at Russell and had a custom seat made.
We
make it all the way to
Modesto
to a Comfort
Inn, which turns out not to be as nice as a ComfortSuites Inn. But it�s
adequate and we�re tired. The drive today is aided by the fact that I can
take a couple of turns at the wheel and the anxiety level has dropped off.
Monday
September 12, 2005
It�s
a short ride home and we make the most of it.
Nancy
decides that
Hwy 99 is too big for a motorcycle and too small for trucks even though it is
filled with them. She almost insists that I find a route for her to cut over to
I-5, but the road finally clears out after
Fresno
. We stop for
lunch just North of the I-5 junction. I take over the wheel for the ride over
the Grapevine and through
Los Angeles
. Even though
we are rolling through town at
3 pm
, traffic is
already pretty bad. I finally make it over to the I-110 south (aka the Harbor
Fwy) where all six lanes are jammed up. Traffic finally appears to clear and I
get some speed when it stops again. I failed to realize that, not only am I not
on my Beemer with incredible brakes, but I�m not even in a car with
conventional brakes. I apply as much brake as I can but the truck is sliding
towards the stopped car in front of me. Considering the relative velocity, I see
that there is no way impact can be avoided. Amazingly, the truck does stop in
time and my cardiovascular exercise for the day has been concluded. I allow more
room in front of me for the rest of the trip.
We
arrive in
San Juan
about
4:30
. I unpack our gear from the back of the truck and solicit volunteers to help me
get my bike out of the truck. Mike Davis and
Jim Budimlya
as well as
my good neighbor Mike, a motocross enthusiast, volunteer. They meet at the
truck at
8 pm
and unload
the bike with little fanfare. I apologize for not removing the bugs before
putting the bike in the truck.
Total
by Truck: 1,641 miles.
Epilogue
We�re
home safe and sound. This is the first time in 30+ years and over 225k miles of
riding that either my bike or my body let me down. Nancy and I are grateful that
I had gall stones. If my discomfort was cardiovascular in nature, I doubt if I
would have stopped until it was too late. The future is bright (in fact brighter
than the family history has previously dictated) for much more riding and many
more adventures. I just have to take a few months off (from multi-day adventures
only) until I can have the gall stones removed. Fortunately winter is
approaching and the riding season is waning. I hope to be �camp ready� in
time for
Death Valley
in
mid-February.
The
Three Flags Classic was a great experience. I�m not sure I�ll do it again
(Nancy thinks I�m going next year, Tijuana, Baja California to Penticton,
British Columbia), but I had a good time. Now that I realize that the key to
the route is hitting all the check points but following the precise route is not
required, next time I may customize the route to more of my liking. A lot of the
roads appeared to be �too straight� for me. I�m not being critical. After
all, there were over 200 Hondas in the group and I can�t envision a Gold Wing
(aka the �HondaPotamus�) riding the kinds of roads I enjoy. One of the
things I miscalculated was the distance. I had originally thought when it went
to a five day event, as it does every five years; I thought that the same
distance would be covered in five days instead of four. Silly me; they added
five hundred miles to the route! As it turns out, over the past few years, my
endurance has increased so that I am now capable of such distances. I still
prefer 350-400 miles with more twisties, however. But, who knows? When the
deadline for submitting my application rolls around; I just might be up for it,
particularly since next year�s route is close to the coast.